Sunday, June 14, 2009

Obama Spread Your Own Wealth

Since the primaries of 2008 the Obama campaign (and now administration) have been grandstanding that they are going to "spread the wealth" in this country. Now if the rest of America is anything like me than you work hard for your money, you savor every penny that you get, because after all we spend most of our lives working. We spend our "good years" working everyday so we can live the American dream. Saving just enough so that when the time comes we can retire, and spend the few remaining years we have left relaxing and finally enjoying life without the constraints of the 8 to 5 workday. Don't get me wrong I enjoy life right now I just want to know that one day I no longer have a boss to answer to, that each day I can just wake up and be free to do whatever comes my way.

I believe in helping those that can't help themselves, I believe in charity for those in need, I believe in being a contributing member of society to help further the great good. The key words here are "those that can't help themselves" those in NEED".......But what I don't believe in is taking my hard earned money and funnelling it into government programs that support people who don't want to work, people who would rather take a handout than perform an honest day's work for an honest day's pay. People who keep reproducing only to raise their children to depend on the system so that the cycle never ends. So this gets me to my point, another program to yet again raise taxes to pay for those who don't want to work. The Obama administration is now talking about taxing our health care benefits to pay for a "public option" for the more than 46 million Americans that don't have health care. Is the government going to tax the "Public Option" plan? Isn't that fair? The adminsitration is going to take my money (by taxing my employer's contributions) to subsidize a plan for those who don't have one? To me taxing them would be fair as well. It's no different than my employer paying out money to subsidize my plan. INSERT GOVERNMENT HERE...

The government can't even figure out how to properly run the VA healthcare system what makes them think that they can do any better managing a healthcare plan for the entire nation?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! How about spreading your own wealth! Leave mine alone! Maybe instead of raising my taxes you should think about the other portion of my money that you're spending. Let's see what could the government cut ? Oh yeah how about the complete misuse of my tax money to fly to New York and take in a lavish trip to the theatre?

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Political Divorce Agreement

DIVORCE AGREEMENT Dear American Liberals, Leftists, Social Progressives, Socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.)We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bible and give you NBC and Hollywood...You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N... but we will no longer be paying the bill.We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and full size cars. You can take every sub compact car you can find.You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years..

Sincerely A True American
P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.